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« Reply #290 on: March 14, 2017, 06:34:27 PM »



Could one be more ridiculous?
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« Reply #291 on: March 23, 2017, 10:46:36 PM »

http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2017-03-23/local-news/Government-committed-to-deliver-promise-on-tunnel-between-Malta-and-Gozo-PM-6736172011


Government committed to deliver promise on tunnel between Malta and Gozo - PM


Prime Minister Joseph Muscat said that the government is committed on delivering the promise with regards to the tunnel, as a permanent link between Malta and Gozo. Dr Muscat however said that this project will take time as a lot of studies need to be carried out before works actually start....


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Hahahahahahah!
But why does the PM have to reduce himself to these levels?
Just tell Il Gahan Ghawdci that it is just a Gonzi promise.






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« Reply #292 on: March 24, 2017, 07:46:47 PM »

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« Reply #293 on: March 25, 2017, 04:35:43 PM »

http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2017-03-25/local-news/AD-s-identity-and-principles-are-not-for-sale-AD-Chairperson-Arnold-Cassola-6736172092


'AD’s identity and principles are not for sale' – AD Chairperson Arnold Cassola


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What identity, what principles?
You can't even express yourselves on Euthanasia and Abortion.
"Ja redikoli!  L-Elezioni tal-MEPs li-gejja, sa neqirdukom! Ja Kretini"



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« Reply #294 on: March 27, 2017, 11:24:14 AM »

http://www.dailystormer.com/in-wake-of-jihad-attack-corbyn-declares-we-need-to-deal-with-the-issues-of-far-right-extremism-within-our-society/


In Wake of Jihad Attack, Corbyn Declares: “We Need to Deal with the Issues of Far-Right Extremism Within Our Society”

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This is like a parody of leftism. Asked on the (((Robert Peston))) show about what changes he would like to see to in the Prevent programme, which is designed to deal with the problem of Muslims wanting to kill the kuffar whose country they are colonising, Corbyn, leader of the British Labour party, declares [starting at 6:37 on the video]:

“Deal with the issue of far-right extremism within our society, deal with the issue of racism within our society, deal with the issues of discrimination within our society, deal with the issue of the perceptions of stop-and-search [negroes being stopped by police] within our society, and, above all, be inclusive of people. What Prevent days is says hang on, let’s look at only the Muslim community…broaden it into an agenda of inclusion.”


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Corbyn keeps digging!


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« Reply #295 on: March 27, 2017, 05:43:53 PM »



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« Reply #296 on: April 06, 2017, 02:51:46 PM »

http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20170406/local/7000-fine-for-insulting-the-transport-minister.644557


Thursday, April 6, 2017, 12:05 by Edwina Brincat

€7,000 fine for insulting the transport minister
Man vented his frustration over never-ending roadworks


A disgruntled Vittoriosa resident who vented his frustration in a Facebook post targeting the Transport Minister, has been slapped with damages to the tune of €7,000 after a civil court declared the message to have been defamatory....




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« Reply #297 on: April 13, 2017, 05:18:02 PM »

http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2017-04-13/world-news/Germany-favours-ban-on-boat-exports-to-Libya-to-stop-migrants-6736172962


Germany favours ban on boat exports to Libya to stop migrants

The German government says it would support a ban on the export of boats from the European Union to Libya as part of measures to stem the flow of migrants across the Mediterranean.

Smugglers use often rickety vessels to ferry thousands of migrants from the north African country to Europe each month. Mass drownings are common when the overloaded boats capsize or sink.

In a response to questions from Left Party lawmakers, the German government says it considers "imposing restrictive measures" on EU exports of boats, engines and vehicles to Libya to be an appropriate measure to crack down on people smuggling.

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The Rodents will step in and see a business opportunity!
What a stupid way to combat Illegal Immigration by hundreds of thousands of sub humans.
We have no Leadership in Europe.



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« Reply #298 on: April 24, 2017, 02:55:22 PM »




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« Reply #299 on: April 25, 2017, 12:09:14 AM »

http://www.maltatoday.com.mt/news/europe/76578/malta_proposes_cashforrefugees_eu_scheme#.WP52w2l97IU

Malta proposes cash-for-refugees EU scheme
Malta proposes incentive scheme that could see EU countries paid €60,000 for every refugee they take in


Malta has proposed that EU countries be paid €60,000 for every asylum seeker they take in over and above their EU-set quota.
The proposal, as reported by Reuters, suggests that at times of high numbers of people seeking asylum, the distribution of people across the bloc would kick in "quasi-automatically" and each country would be obliged to take a number of them based on its size and wealth.


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Only Squalid Socialists could come up with this one!
Always at the lowest level, the Economic, Financial level.
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