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« Reply #330 on: October 07, 2017, 09:09:20 PM »

https://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20171007/local/malta-establishes-relations-with-cook-islands-and-papua-new-guinea.659818


Saturday, October 7, 2017, 19:04

Malta establishes relations with Cook Islands and Papua New Guinea
Agreement with south Pacific states finalised this week



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« Reply #331 on: October 16, 2017, 03:51:35 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/fotosvideoslegais/videos/538352536510943/


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« Reply #332 on: October 29, 2017, 03:55:31 PM »

http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2017-10-29/local-news/What-happened-could-be-a-turning-point-for-change-Godfrey-Farrugia-says-he-will-not-retire-6736180804


'What happened could be a turning point for change'; Godfrey Farrugia says he will not retire


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« Reply #333 on: November 10, 2017, 08:18:05 PM »

GENUINE ANTIQUE SOFA FOR SALE


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« Reply #334 on: November 13, 2017, 04:04:23 PM »

http://www.one.com.mt/news/2017/11/10/arrigo-jipproponi-l-quddies-fid-dar-centrali-tidhol-biss-jekk-ikollok-il-membership/


Arrigo jipproponi l-quddies fid-Dar Ċentrali – tidħol biss jekk ikollok il-membership

Huwa fatt magħruf li l-qagħda finanzjara tal-Partit Nazzjonalista hija mwiegħra. Fil-kampanja għall-elezzjonijiet għall-Vici Kapijiet tal-Partit Nazzjonalista, il-kandidat Robert Arrigo ddikjara li l-Partit Nazzjonalista għamel għaxar snin sħaħ ma jkellimx lill-bank għax fi kliemu tilfu l-kredtu kollu.

Bħala parti mill-pjan tiegħu li jerġa’ jġib lill-Partit Nazzjonalista fuq saqajh kemm-il darba jiġi elett fil-kariga ta’ deputat kap għall-affarijiet tal-partit, is-Sur Arrigo qed jipproponi li jiftaħ il-bibien tad-Dar Ċentrali għall-wiri tal-films u għall-quddies iżda bil-patt u l-kundizzjoni li biex tattendi għal dawn l-attivitajiet irid ikollok sħubija fil-Partit Nazzjonalista....

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This is a contestant for Party Vice Leader.
Could end up Prime Minister - he would be worse than Gonzi.
Can the PN sink any lower?

BERT, MIN DEJJEM KONT TAL HARA.


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« Reply #335 on: November 19, 2017, 11:10:28 AM »

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Saturday, November 18, 2017, 20:12

Robert Arrigo, David Agius are new PN deputy leaders
PN is alive and kicking - Delia


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Nhar il-Hadd li gej, kullhadd ghal quddies, id-Dar Centrali -
U gibu it-Tessera.
JA PURCINELLI.



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« Reply #336 on: November 21, 2017, 04:23:29 PM »

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/11/20/africa/un-secretary-general-libya-slave-auctions/index.html


UN chief: Libya slave auctions may be crimes against humanity

...After obtaining footage of a human auction in Libya, a CNN team traveled in October to that country to investigate. It saw a dozen men sold at an auction outside of the capital, Tripoli -- some for as little as $400. The crew was told of auctions taking place at nine locations in the country....


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http://championpuppyshop.com/chuhuahua_puppies.html

AVAILABLE CHIHUAHUA  PUPPIES
price $650


I know, comparisons are odious.



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« Reply #337 on: November 23, 2017, 06:22:36 PM »

OOPS
 
We all need a good laugh and here it is!!!!
 
Teaching Kids to milk cows in Wisconsin,….. America's Dairy Land.
 
 
I BET WHEN THE TEACHER SAW THIS PICTURE IN THE LOCAL PAPER SHE SAID….OH S***!
 
 
And whoever took this picture was laughing as they pushed the button...
 
 



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« Reply #338 on: November 28, 2017, 09:49:36 AM »

http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2017-11-28/local-news/Europe-begins-in-Lampedusa-Gozitan-youths-take-part-in-project-commemorating-migrant-tragedy-6736181989


Europe begins in Lampedusa: Gozitan youths take part in project commemorating migrant tragedy


Il-Gahan Ghawdci, a Convezione Grande.
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« Reply #339 on: November 29, 2017, 07:19:38 PM »

https://lovinmalta.com/humour/satire/maltese-politicians-reimagined-as-disney-villains


13 Maltese Politicians Reimagined As Disney Villains


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Very good.
Witty description of the various characters.
But why do We have to be Number ONE?


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