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« Reply #350 on: January 31, 2018, 09:49:53 AM »

My Imperium for a Pair of Scissors!
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« Reply #351 on: February 04, 2018, 08:09:05 AM »

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"Eternity must be ours,
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IF I FAIL THEN ALL ELSE WOULD HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME!" -Norman Lowell
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« Reply #352 on: February 06, 2018, 09:35:48 AM »

Are you aware that a new world record has been set for the HIGH JUMP from a KNEELING position ?
 
The record (0.757 meters) - remember this is from a KNEELING position, was set recently on a beach near Montpelier in Southern France

The photograph below was taken a split second before the jump - but it gives you an idea as to how it was achieved...
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« Reply #353 on: February 15, 2018, 09:03:32 AM »


An airplane was about to crash.  There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, " I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player.  The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die."  So, he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, " I am the newly elected U.S.  President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die."  He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, "My son, I am an old man and I don't have many years left, you have more years ahead of you so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there is a parachute left for you.  America's smartest President took my school bag."


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« Reply #354 on: February 16, 2018, 09:04:20 AM »



l-iswed ma jidizappuntak qatt!
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