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« Reply #320 on: July 18, 2017, 02:05:53 PM »

https://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20170718/arts-entertainment/naomi-campbell-dating-maltese-born-millionaire-louis-camilleri-reports.653568


 Tuesday, July 18, 2017, 11:13

Naomi Campbell dating Maltese/Egyptian Louis Camilleri - reports


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 He should consider himself lucky - he's only the 9,999th one!


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« Reply #321 on: July 21, 2017, 11:26:33 AM »




If a marriage between man and woman is unconsummated  for two months - that is ground for Divorce.
What constitutes consummation in a same sex marriage?
Can one imagine the court room scene?

Iva irrid nitilqu lil-Joey, ghax f'dax-xaharejn, ma ippomjanix fil patata!



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« Reply #322 on: July 22, 2017, 03:34:40 PM »

https://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20170722/local/malta-is-a-third-world-country-says-expat.653848


 Saturday, July 22, 2017, 14:11

Malta is a third-world country, says expat forced to leave over 'free-for-all' attitude
Says construction breaches reports were ignored


 An Australian expat says she has chosen to leave Malta and return to her country in frustration over the overwhelming number of unchecked illegalities on the island.

"I've had enough of this country. I've had enough of the noise, the constant illegalities, the lack of law enforcement, the vandalism, the overcharing for foreigners... I'm selling up. I'm sorry to say but Malta is a third-world country," Michelle Sullivan told Times of Malta.

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 I'm suing her for plagiarism and copyright breaches!


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« Reply #323 on: August 02, 2017, 11:01:38 AM »

http://www.maltatoday.com.mt/news/national/79351/eus_rubberboat_ban_could_make_smugglers_lives_harder#.WYGUDoR97IU


EU’s rubber-boat ban could make smugglers’ lives harder
Move targets Malta as a transhipment node for Chinese rubber dinghies exported to Libya through Freeport


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« Reply #324 on: August 02, 2017, 05:12:30 PM »

http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2017-08-02/local-news/Chris-Said-pledges-to-introduce-party-street-leaders-6736177338


 Chris Said pledges to introduce party street leaders


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Viva il Duce!



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« Reply #325 on: August 11, 2017, 07:19:35 PM »

https://www.dailystormer.com/germany-squat-toilets-now-required-in-government-buildings/


 Germany: Squat Toilets Now Required in Government Buildings

Express.de:

“Toilets like these correspond to what is typical in Islamic countries,” says Konrad Müller, a member of the civic centre’s governing board.

See floor toilet now being imposed on the Germans.


ISSA ANKE NAHRAW BHALOM, IRIDHUNA!


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« Reply #326 on: August 12, 2017, 06:40:08 PM »

https://www.dailystormer.com/worlds-oldest-man-a-jewish-holocaust-survivor-dies-at-113/


 World’s Oldest Man, a Jewish Holocaust Survivor, Dies at 113

Michael Byron
Daily Stormer
August 12, 2017

The world’s oldest man – the only member of his immediate family to survive the Holocaust – has died at the age of 113....


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 This Rodent was gassed 3 times at 3 different concentration camps - and survived!


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« Reply #327 on: August 23, 2017, 01:50:04 PM »

MIRAKLU IEHOR!
Ikun imfahhar il-Mulej!
Ic-Cucata li-ma kienx hemm Iz-ZUBRUN ul-QORMIJA!


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« Reply #328 on: September 11, 2017, 09:42:14 AM »

https://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20170911/local/fence-reduces-suicides-at-mosta-bridge.657612?utm_source=tom&utm_campaign=top5&utm_medium=widget


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« Reply #329 on: September 13, 2017, 02:29:37 PM »

https://www.timesofmalta.com/mobile/articles/view/20170913/local/roberta-metsola-elected-to-new-eu-anti-terrorism-committee.657930


Roberta Metsola elected to new EU anti-terrorism committee
Nationalist MEP Roberta Metsola has been elected to form part of a new European Parliament committee dealing with anti-terrorism measures.

“The EU needs to act faster and stronger when it comes to preventing and responding to acts of terror. Intelligence will remain a national competence but this new committee will look at cross-border counter-terror measures in the European Union, recommend where we can improve and identify where we need to plug any gaps,” said Dr Metsola.

The committee will have a 12-month mandate to address the practical and legislative deficiencies in the fight against terrorism across the EU. Thirty MEPs will sit on the committee. 

The committee will make visits and hold hearings with other EU institutions, the relevant agencies, national parliaments and governments of member states and non-EU countries, law enforcement agencies, intelligence services, judges and magistrates as well as victims’ organisations.

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